My roommate is hilarious. He is this muscle-dude in the Police Foundations program and so far for the past two weeks I have observed his favourite way to party on a Friday night which is to make tea and have a bath.
First night he knocked on my door and was like:
"Hey man you just chillin’ here tonight?"
"Cool, hey do you mind if I have a bath?"
"ummmm yeah man go for it"
(Honestly he is a great roommate so far though! Can’t really riff on him for having baths, I just find it contradictory to what I had assumed about him doing on friday nights)
second day back at college and I see some random dude with an acoustic guitar singing this:
"A rat is in my kitchen and he’s eating all my cheese" (repeat x100)
OMG I FoUNT THE FIRTS CD I EVER BOUGHT WITH MY ALLOWANCE MONEY WHEN I WAS LIKE 10 AND ITS EMBARRASSING AS FUCK
my laptop.. ONE WEEK before college starts up again. I’m so fucked, my program requires one (reasonably spec’d). I can barely afford rent month to month let alone the 1k$ it costs for a permanent solution.